…After Dark

So there’s this button on The Cube that I was afraid to touch because I don’t read manuals and it had two keyholes next to it, like missile launch controls on a nuclear submarine.  (That last part isn’t true, but it was pretty ominous looking, nonetheless.)

So I pushed it anyway and guess what?  Party Nukes of Color.  SIR, TURN YOUR KEY, SIR.

A smattering of options for my feet and drinks, par example: Pink

I think this is some near-equal mix of red and yellow that probably has no extant word to describe it

Evergreen. There's 20 colors in all. To see the rest, you'll have to read the book!

As promised:

Begone, accursed glowing sphere o'the noon!

Fin.

Requires Riding (150)

This is a very fast mount.

Got my new car yesterday, a 2009 Nissan Cube.  As Heidi said, “sounds gooky”.

“Wait until you see it”, I replied.

BOOM! The Cannon!

Here's the feature Jay said makes it, "The Gayest Car Ever." rofl

lol bungee accents come in red, mustard, some type of orange, silverish

The other, unawesomely-wrapped-around-window, side :/

It appears I took no shots of the front of the car?

This looks sweet at night. Fuck you, The Sun.

Bunny likes it, too! HE HAS NO CHOICE.

Welp, off to work.

Kars, KenKen and HOFNERHOFNERHOFNER

Went to the Nissan dealer t’other day, probably going to be the owner of a Nissan Cube in the next couple of days!  Win-win-win.

Funny story.  Talked to EF and when I said I was interested in Nissans, he said, “I bet it’s the Cube and I bet I know why.”

Me: O RLY.  Why’s that.

EF: The back window.  It’s super Asian.

Me: God damn it.  You’re right.  FML.

If you haven’t gotten on the bus, check out KenKen!  It’s the newest Asian number puzzle game to sweep the nation.  Fuck you, sudoku!  You may have seen it in your local paper, except that local papers DON’T EXIST ANYMORE.  I blame Druids somehow.  4×4, 5×5, 6×6 are easy-peasy…7×7 good luck with all that, Mr. Dictionary.

In Hofner Madness news, the 45th Beatles Rock Band song is a super sekret surprize!!!  With knowledge of the 44 other tracks, what do you guess it will be?

UPDATE: My guess is now Free As A Bird.