Went to the Nissan dealer t’other day, probably going to be the owner of a Nissan Cube in the next couple of days! Win-win-win.
Funny story. Talked to EF and when I said I was interested in Nissans, he said, “I bet it’s the Cube and I bet I know why.”
Me: O RLY. Why’s that.
EF: The back window. It’s super Asian.
Me: God damn it. You’re right. FML.
If you haven’t gotten on the bus, check out KenKen! It’s the newest Asian number puzzle game to sweep the nation. Fuck you, sudoku! You may have seen it in your local paper, except that local papers DON’T EXIST ANYMORE. I blame Druids somehow. 4×4, 5×5, 6×6 are easy-peasy…7×7 good luck with all that, Mr. Dictionary.
In Hofner Madness news, the 45th Beatles Rock Band song is a super sekret surprize!!! With knowledge of the 44 other tracks, what do you guess it will be?
UPDATE: My guess is now Free As A Bird.
